Lumberjacks And Pancakes

"AHHHHHHHH!" Jumbo shrieked.  Jumbo is an elephant and in the morning he was trying to make pancakes.  But, he had no idea how to make them!  He said, "ahhhhhhh!" because he put too much flour in and it became gigantic and he got stuck.  So, he reached for something and he grabbed a spoon.  He threw the spoon at his phone but he missed.  He kept throwing things at it, but he kept on missing.  Finally, with the last thing he could reach (which was a wisk), he threw it with all his might.  And it worked!  The phone fell into a pile of cloth on a chair. Then he took a brush and a string and tied the string to the brush, and threw it at the chair and it circled around the leg.  Then he pulled, and pulled, and pulled.  Finally, he was able to reach the phone.  He took the phone, as quickly as he could, and dialed 911.  Someone picked up the phone and he said, "I was baking some pancakes for my grannie, and I lost control and I added too much flour and now I'm stuck in pancakes and I can't get out!"  Lumberjacks then came to the front door.  Jumbo yelled, "Come in!" and the lumberjacks barged in.  They started to eat.  The first one unhinged his jaw like a snake and the other one had a dog and the dog started eating too.  Another one had a snake with him and he started eating.  Then six more lumberjacks came and unhinged their jaws like snakes and bit in.  And in ten small minutes, the lumberjacks and the dog and the snake ate through it.  Then, Jumbo baked the pancakes correctly and he invited the lumberjacks to eat breakfast with his Grannie and they did.  Then they all lived happily ever after.

Nick Fun

School had just ended. I was asking my mom and my grandpa what we were going to do. They said that it was my birthday surprise and that I would know what it was when we got there. I was trying to guess in the car so I brought my Nintendo DS with me to keep me occupied.

It took a long time, but finally we got there: the Nickelodeon Hotel in Orlando. I saw the Avatar, SpongeBob, Dora, and Diego. And then I knew it was the Nick hotel. I guessed it, but my mom just ignored me.

We went in and there were bean bags and TVs for waiting. I was watching TV and finally we got our keys to go into the hotel. When we got in we put our stuff down and the people came with our SpongeBob and Patrick pack. I was so excited. There was a T-shirt that said "I got slimed," a slime ball, and two slime tubes. It was amazing.

We chose the room with the Fairly Odd Parents. I went on the top bunk and my brother went on the bottom. We watched TV. Finally it was time to go to the pool, and in five minutes the slime bucket was going to pour. I was so excited. It was the final countdown: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... SLIME! It felt so slimy. I went to my mom and my grandma and I tried to put slime on them. And then I went and rinsed off in the pool.

There was a contest; to get into the contest teams, you had to scream the loudest, so I screamed as loud as I could: AAAAAAAAHHHH!! But I didn't get on a team. There was a red team and a blue team, and they had to do contests. The one who won got slimed on a bench. It was cool.

Then I went to bed, and it as so cool. The next morning my grandma gave me gummies, and we sat up in bed and we watched TV. The next day I got slimed. We watched all the 4D shows at the Nick Hotel. Then we went to the pool to get slimed, and there was an announcement that if there was a team, we got to be on the Slime Time Live, which is a show that we watched. It's a contest; if you won you got slimed, and if you lost you got a pie in the face - SMACK. They announced who it was, and we were in it.

Our team lost because we lost the one test we had to do. The other team got to do the question and they got it right, so they got slimed and we got a pie in the face. Wah! My brother was sad and crying because he didn't get slimed. So he got slimed in the end, but I didn't. I had to wash up in the end.

Then we went home - we had a great time.

Angel the Armadillo

Angel was walking in her underground tunnel and she laid some eggs. She didn't know what to do so she asked an elephant for ideas. The elephant said that he had to see the eggs first. The armadillo had to burrow in the ground all the way to the center to the earth to see the eggs. She made a colossal hole. She found bones of dinosaurs and it freaked her out, but she was safe because there was a glass wall. The elephant started to come in and was sliding on his booty down the hole. He said "look out below!" and then by accident he squished her into the earth. He said "where are you, Miss Armadillo?" She said, "MMM! Mmm!" The elephant got up and saw her and said, "there you are! Why didn't you tell me where you were?"

The elephant started sliding on his booty again and the armadillo was on top of him. Angel tried to stop him when she got to the eggs, but the elephant was going too fast so she got a lion to help her. It worked. The elephant sat on the eggs and the lion went back home. He came up and the babies were elephant armadillos. The elephant and the armadillo got married and they lived happily ever after.

The day I went canoeing

One day we were camping, and we wanted to go to the beach. My brother asked my mom, "can I row a canoe all by myself?" My mom said yes,. I asked the same thing, and she said no, I'm not old enough. My brother was 9 and I was only 7. So I asked if my mom could do it. First I got in the boat and then my mom got in the boat, and we always got stuck in the weeds and someone pulled us out. Then my mom wanted to do it by herself, so she tried it, but then disaster struck!

My mom was starting to row, but then when she was a couple of feet in, she fell over. Everyone started laughing and laughing and laughing. So then I wanted to ask her if I could go a little far into the water, and she said yes. Then I got stuck in the weeds and a guy helped me out. My mom tried it again and she did it.

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