Lumberjacks And Pancakes

"AHHHHHHHH!" Jumbo shrieked.  Jumbo is an elephant and in the morning he was trying to make pancakes.  But, he had no idea how to make them!  He said, "ahhhhhhh!" because he put too much flour in and it became gigantic and he got stuck.  So, he reached for something and he grabbed a spoon.  He threw the spoon at his phone but he missed.  He kept throwing things at it, but he kept on missing.  Finally, with the last thing he could reach (which was a wisk), he threw it with all his might.  And it worked!  The phone fell into a pile of cloth on a chair. Then he took a brush and a string and tied the string to the brush, and threw it at the chair and it circled around the leg.  Then he pulled, and pulled, and pulled.  Finally, he was able to reach the phone.  He took the phone, as quickly as he could, and dialed 911.  Someone picked up the phone and he said, "I was baking some pancakes for my grannie, and I lost control and I added too much flour and now I'm stuck in pancakes and I can't get out!"  Lumberjacks then came to the front door.  Jumbo yelled, "Come in!" and the lumberjacks barged in.  They started to eat.  The first one unhinged his jaw like a snake and the other one had a dog and the dog started eating too.  Another one had a snake with him and he started eating.  Then six more lumberjacks came and unhinged their jaws like snakes and bit in.  And in ten small minutes, the lumberjacks and the dog and the snake ate through it.  Then, Jumbo baked the pancakes correctly and he invited the lumberjacks to eat breakfast with his Grannie and they did.  Then they all lived happily ever after.